Author: Mark

Tesla and The Unchargeables

Tesla and The Unchargeables

According to social media a lot of unhappy customers are receiving their Tesla’s without some or all of the USB ports fitted. In some cases, Tesla have warned the customers in advance of delivery, and in others, there was no warning.

Other customers have reported that the front wireless charging pad isn’t working either. To date Tesla has not commented on this officially, but has told individuals that the issues are due to the global chip shortage, and that they will receive an appointment in the near future to have the ports and other issues rectified.

I’m sure that the irony isn’t lost on many that Tesla are shipping cars with banks of batteries that cannot charge a phone.

Matt Hancock COVID Book Deal

Matt Hancock COVID Book Deal

It’s been reported that the disgraced Matt Hancock has been approached by publisher Harper Collins to write a book about his experience as health secretary during the coronavirus pandemic, with an advance in the region of £100,000.

Interesting. Even more interesting is that Harper Collins is owned by Rupert Murdoch. The same Rupert Murdoch that met with Boris Johnson within 72 hours of his becoming Prime Minister. Subsequently the meetings with Murdoch have been incredibly frequent and are ongoing to this day. Murdoch is often accompanied by his disgraced sidekick Rebekah Brooks and also regularly meets with ministers such as Sunak, Patel and Rees-Mogg.

Stinks a bit, no?

UPDATE Harper Collins have now gone on record to say that this story is inaccurate, stating that they told the Daily Mail that they had not approached Hancock, but the Daily Mail* still published anyway. Will be interesting to see how this plays out.

* There’s a reason that, in February 2017, the Daily Mail became the first source to be deprecated as an “unreliable source” for use as a reference on the English Wikipedia.[26] What an accolade to own, huh?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daily_Mail
Scam Baiting

Scam Baiting

Scam calls can be really intrusive, but sometimes when I have some spare time, they can be a real source of fun. In this case, I didn’t actually receive the contact, my friend did; I don’t understand how the Facebook thing really works, neither do I want to, but someone purporting to be from the Illuminati promising riches beyond his wildest dreams popped up and started spamming his number everywhere. I had some spare time, so I figured it was time to play…..

The originating number was +234 701 751 2642, and his Whatsapp bio was “MR CHARLES ALEX THE AGENT OF THE GREAT ILLUMINATI BROTHERHOOD A PLACE WHERE YOU FIND HAPPINESS”. Now this guy is already really interesting. A quick Google reveals that our Agent of The Great Brotherhood is using a Nigerian number. Back in the early noughties when these scams first started to appear, Nigeria was a hotbed of activity. Some of the funniest, most implausible ones originated here and have provided endless entertainment.

The following took place over a few days via messaging and voice calls over Whatsapp;

I dropped a message;

“I’m ready to be enlightened. I hope you’re not a scam like the last bunch.
Please send me some money.
Thanks.”

I got the following reply;

Great Illuminati: where are you from??
Great Illuminati: You are highly welcome to the great Illuminati brotherhood where you have the opportunity to become rich famous and powerful in all your life and doings?

I don’t know about you, but I’d love to become rich, famous and powerful in all my life and doings. It’s a complete no-brainer, right?

Me: I am in the UK.
Me: Yes, that is exactly what I deserve. Thank you.

Too sarcastic a reply, maybe? Let’s see what response it receives;

Great Illuminati: so if I may ask brother have you contacted any agent before??

I’m starting to feel like I’ve just contacted an offshore call centre. Maybe I have, in a manner of speaking. A few messages bat backwards and forwards, they are sizing their mark up, asking questions about age, location, partner and parents. The reasons behind this are fairly obvious, they are doing their homework, and good on them. Know your victim, right?

Things then start to get formal, and I really do feel like I am dealing with an offshore call centre;

Great Illuminati: now you are going to fill the Illuminati form of riches now??


Me: yes

Great Illuminati: Welcome to illuminati would fill the following and get back to us immediately
Your full name: …..
Your age: …..
Your country: …..
Your photo: ……
Your occupation: …..
Your monthly income: ……
Your phone number: ……
Your date of birth: …….
Purpose of joining: ……
Fill out the following correctly okay


Great Illuminati: fill it out and get back to us immediately OK??

Okay, so form filled, they then start asking for two pictures, I pick a couple from Google image search for redneck that look vaguely similar and fire them across.

Great Illuminati: Okay you are welcome to the light 🏮
My child thank you for filling up the membership form we have started
your first stage of becoming a member of the brotherhood, we don’t
just initiate people into our organization our great god makes his
choice of members so i am taking your details to the temple for
acceptance prayers i will get back to you with the revelation if you
were chosen to be a member or not be calm and wait for my reply?

Me: Yes, I will await. Thank you.
Me: Hi Alex, it’s been twelve minutes, is the temple far away?
Great Illuminati: just wait a minute OK??
Me: Ok Alex
Great Illuminati: So Mr MARK SMITH your text result show possitive that means you can be a member of the great Illuminati brotherhood
Me: Yay! That’s fantastic news! Thank you so much.
Me: 🎊🎉
Great Illuminati: alright??
Me: Yes, very much so.
Great Illuminati: now you are going to take the oat of this great brotherhood??
Me: Yes, I will take the oat

This guy is good, he knows that I take oatmilk and I never even had to tell him. I am so happy that my text result shows positive, there’s so many text results that I’ve had that have shown positive, that are really negative if you get me? Moving on;

Great Illuminati: I …..take this oath that I will follow the illuminati rules and

regulations and be honest to the new world order of the illuminati,i

will help my fellow members in the fraternity and always respect and

be faithful to those that are senior to me in the fraternity and that

I will always do whatever the high priests ask me to do,and I will

never turn back,if I try to do anything beyond or above the power of

the illuminati I shall die and turn to a ram of the ORIS,as I take

this oath I have agree to be a full member of the illuminati,and may

lucifer bless me..AMEN

I’m guessing that all of that is the T&C’s. I’d much rather die and turn to a ram of the Oris, surely it can’t be as bad as getting stuck in an expensive 24 month iPhone contract?

There’s a bit of backwards and forwards with a liberal coating of BS from both sides;

Great Illuminati: say it and send it back as a voice recording OK??

Me: I do, amen

Me: My phone just doesn’t do that stuff. I am so sorry. All of that on the software doesn’t work.

Me: It’s over ten years old.

Me: I need to buy a new one i guess.

Me: I’ve saved the money, so I should just buy it.

Great Illuminati: how much is the money for the phone??

Me: £300 GBP

Me: Sorry, no, £500GBP

Great Illuminati: How much is it in dollars

Me: What? US?

Great Illuminati: how much is it in us dollars?

Me: About 650 USD, why?

Great Illuminati: alright?

Me: yes.

Great Illuminati: don’t worry when you have received your welcome benefits, you can buy as many phone as you want OK??

Me: ok

Great Illuminati: where are you now??

Me: At home. Why?

Great Illuminati: alright

Me: ok

Me: Alex, what now? I am pretty excited and want to get moving on this.

Great Illuminati: .NOTE ;THERE ARE NO BLOOD OR HUMAN SACRIFICES IN THE ILLUMINATI 

                YOU CAN BE ANY RELIGION YOU WISH FOR , CHRISTIAN. MUSLIM ,OTHERS 

Welcome to The illuminati World🔺 – Bringing the poor, the needy and the talented to limelight of fame and riches. Get money, fame, powers, security, get recognized in your business, political race, rise to the top in whatever you do, be protected spiritually and physically! All these you will achieve in a twinkle of an eye when you get initiated into the GREAT ILLUMINATI WORLD ORDER. Once you are initiated to the ILLUMINATI EMPIRE, you have numerous other benefits .

Me: Yes, exactly what I am looking for. How do I get initiated?

Me: Can you do that for me Alex?

Great Illuminati: calm down don’t worry I do it for you OK??

Me: Thank you thank you. I am calm now.

Me: Thank you.

Me: I will wait.

Great Illuminati: alright??

Me: Yays

Great Illuminati: the grand master Will massage you from USA OK??

Me: Okay

Me: Thank you.

Great Illuminati: talk to him he will be the one to tell you what to do OK?? what ever be the out come of it you let me know??

Me: I will do, thank you.

Great Illuminati: alright

Great Illuminati: has he talk to you ??

Me: Hi Alex, sorry, I was arguing with my mother.

Great Illuminati: about what?

Great Illuminati: tell me let me know??

Me: That I couldnt speak to you when you called.

Me: I told you i would ring back

Great Illuminati: Is your mother  aware about this

Me: No, of course not

Great Illuminati: Yes you did

Me: Do we need to speak, or do I just need to deal with the Grand Master

Great Illuminati: I mean does she know that you are about joining this great brotherhood?

Me: No, she doesn’t have a clue.

Great Illuminati: alright

Great Illuminati: And make sure you are active online  okay

Me: okay

Great Illuminati: hello

Great Illuminati: how are you doing today??

Me: Sorry, cannot speak right now.

Great Illuminati: so have you discussed with the grand master??

Me: Yes, he will discuss my needs with you.

Great Illuminati: alright

Great Illuminati: so what is going on now

Me: You need to speak to the Grand Master, I have discussed with him

Great Illuminati: is it about the payment?

Me: Yes. I have money here.

Now, I am not actually going to send them the money, I’m just pushing a little to see how far I can get them to go. They are playing on my greed, as I am on theirs;

Great Illuminati: so what prove do you want

Me: I need my bank transfer security code written down. Can you photograph yourself holding it. That way I know I am not talking to a chat bot.

Me: 15UCP3N15

Me: That is the auth code given to me by the bank for the transaction

I’m sorry, the bank code was all that I could think of at the time. I’ve got so much more inspiration now, but so little time.

Great Illuminati: alright

The first picture missed the mark;

A little more prompting got to this point;

Still not quite there, on the third and final attempt, he shoots, and he scores!
Our scammer friend announcing to the world that he 5ucs p3n1s.

Job done.

They kept coming back for more, I could have pushed them harder for crazier, funnier stuff, but I simply didn’t have the time, so just blocked them.

I hope that you enjoyed it as much as I did.

Why I Think Tesla Is Over-Valued.

Why I Think Tesla Is Over-Valued.

In the last week or so, Tesla hit a market cap of $1 Trillion USD which is a staggering figure.

This means that it is worth more than the combined market cap of the nine largest car manufacturers globally, in the month of October, it added the equivalent of another four Ford Motor Co’s which is incredible, and a testament to Elon Musk. But is it really worth it?

I don’t think so, for a number of reasons. I’ve felt this way for the last year or so, I think the tech is flawed. I’m not going to dwell on the financial side of things here, everyone is doing it. The valuation simply doesn’t stack up when you look at things like production capacity, number of cars sold etc.

The bullet points for my thinking are;

  • The battery materials are finite, there is simply not enough lithium in the world to replace all of the internal combustion engines with battery. And the way that the lithium is obtained is a huge environmental concern.
  • Not only are battery materials finite, they are nearly damned impossible to recycle currently. There are huge environmental concerns.
  • Competition from China is hotting up, they are catching up fast, their tech is good, their quality is better, and their price point will be lower. Tesla are renowned as being expensive (the margins are huge), and their build quality is renowned for being sub par.
  • And finally, and this is the final nail in the coffin for that gravity defying valuation, internal combustion hydrogen is the way forward, not battery. The energy for hydrogen can be generated using renewables and the only thing that comes out of the exhaust pipe is steam…. no getting kids to mine lithium, no piles of unrecyclable batteries, no brainer.

I’ve long discussed with friends (Steve C, Russ, I’m talking about you) about the benefits of hydrogen as a replacement for fossil fuels. I think maybe even as far back as 2008. Back then, even we identified that it would make sense for renewables to be used for creating hydrogen. All that is required is electricity and water. Imagine for example the areas of the Middle East and Australia that receive enormous amounts of sun every day, they could be hydrogen producing powerhouses. This could be done with PV arrays (solar panels), and the hydrogen generated stored and shipped. Heck, for the Middle East, this could easily replace oil, the infrastructure is there. And under these PV’s, crops could be grown as these areas are currently inhospitable and dead areas, barely anything grows or lives, but an environment that could sustain agriculture could be created. A double benefit.

With renewables such as solar and wind, one of the biggest issues is the storage of energy generated. With hydrogen, no longer would you require batteries or other cumbersome solutions, you could simply create hydrogen and ship it in a similar way to gas or oil.

Toyota in Japan has just signalled that it is starting to work on hydrogen combustion engines. Currently they are big into hydrogen fuel cell cars; these are cars that use hydrogen to generate electricity to power the motors. The problem with these is that they are extremely expensive. Their move is an interesting and significant one and I think it signals the start of a change away from fuel cell and battery driven vehicles. At this point Tesla should sit up and take note, very quickly, as should their investors.

COP26 Hypocrisy, We Tolerate This, Why?

COP26 Hypocrisy, We Tolerate This, Why?

So, hundreds of big hitters (politicians, leaders, their mates, and a few billionaires) from around the world congregate in Glasgow this weekend for a lavish gathering under the guise of meeting to discuss climate change. Over 400 private jets, dozens of helicopters, and thousands of cars later, they’re all prattling on about CO2 and other climate/environment issues.

Looking at the pictures, lots of our money is being spent, and interestingly, there’s no social distancing, and no masks. (Apart from the staff serving them)

Two words and one statement.

Get stuffed.

I’m doing exactly what the hell that I want until you a**holes start leading by example.

After you, Charles.

After you, Charles.

I love this front page, okay, the Express has mangled his words for the purpose of a headline, the original quote was;

“Sustainable urban development is clearly critical in responding to the climate emergency.”

I wish that the headline was closer to his words just for the beautiful irony, but I doubt that he would be that much of a hypocrite, unlike his son, see https://slayford.co.uk/rules-for-thee-not-for-me

Anyway, like this matters, regardless of how much less meat we eat, or much we walk or cycle to work, we’re on the way out, may as well have a party on the way, right?

Kylie’s Minge

Kylie’s Minge

A few years back (okay, more than ten!), I remember reading a BBC article about booking fees being added to concert ticket prices, and they reported on the call for greater transparency from a Labour MP.

(Un)fortunately, there were a bunch of spell check errors, see the image and enjoy. I had plenty of Kylie’s minge on that day. As did a few million others…..

To add further to the mirth, I got this notifcation after posting;

I remember when this happened, fortunately, the guys at The Register covered this, and I was able to pinch their screen grab, the full post is at https://www.theregister.com/2007/05/15/kylie_outrage/

Corporate Property Ownership in the UK.

Corporate Property Ownership in the UK.

I’ve been wanting to write this for a few months now but have been hampered by a few things. Particularly, what I wanted to write would descend into a frenzied rant lacking focus and smacking of conspiracy theory. Hell, it may still happen, but here it goes…..

My first dilemma was whether to write an expansive, comprehensive account of how I view things with multiple references, or as a shorter summary, a condensed, readable account. I’ve opted for the latter. Nowadays, we all seem to have the attention span of a gnat, and the likelihood is that nobody will read this, and if they do, I need to make it shorter and to the point to accommodate this. If it piques the readers interest, they can go Googling and educate themselves further. The information is out there – it’s readily available. Maybe then, the reader can make a more informed opinion. Any feedback on findings would be gratefully received.

I’ve been keeping an eye on economic indicators for most of my adult life, for some sad reason it interests me – and I’m starting to see some worrying trends that I wanted to share.

We’ve all seen the “Great Reset” stuff all over the media, and heard multiple Western leaders screaming “Build back better!” in the wake of the COVID issue. Boris Johnson even managed to deliver it at the G7, albeit a mashed-up, bumbling version with his counterparts barely able to stifle their sniggers.

This, in the light of what I am about to expand upon, makes me extremely worried for the future, not so much for my generation, but for the younger generations. I think Britain, and the West is about to take a particularly unpleasant turn for its citizens.

The Great Reset apparently is, according to the World Economic Forum (WEF) an opportunity for rebuilding society and the economy in a sustainable way post COVID. There’s an awful lot of people (namely the Plebs – you and I) that aren’t entirely happy with this. They (the Plebs) are viewing this as a way of the “Elites” i.e. people with an awful lot of money, power and influence such as the likes that attend Elite only clubs such as Bilderberg and The Trilateral Commission to continue with World Management avoiding democratic process. Interestingly, Kier Starmer, sorry, Sir Kier Starmer, the leader of the opposition to the UK Government is a member of the Trilateral Commssion. He’s the only MP in that particular club, and the club itself? Well, worth some reading up on, it can be quite concerning, as can Bilderberg.

During COVID, the Federal Reserve in the States and The Bank of England in the UK have hurriedly been printing and creating money like it is going out of fashion to prop up their spending. The figures are huge, and it is worth further research. The Fed’s exercise has been nothing short of mind boggling, and in the UK, the figures are crazy, okay, not up to the Fed’s levels of craziness, but still extremely concerning. As we have seen throughout history, creating money creates inflationary issues – think Germany in the 1920’s and more recently, Zimbabwe. It all gets a bit silly when a loaf of bread costs a few billion of whatever Disneyland Dollars your central bank creates.

What happens next is where it gets really sticky, and I hope that I am completely wrong, but I don’t think so.

Okay, so, the government prints a shed load of money, inflation spirals out of control, what is the government to do? They increase interest rates to ‘slow things down’.

Over the last couple of decades, us Plebs in the West have got used to low interest rates creating extremely cheap money, almost lulling us into a false sense of security (cue conspiracy theorists). In many Western economies, the domestic housing markets are going silly; there are plenty of accounts whereby demand is outstripping supply and prices are rocketing. Essentially, people are paying far more for their houses, and these were already considerably overpriced when you compare them to historical norms. Bidding wars are erupting, and there are plenty of anecdotal accounts in the UK of between ten to fifteen buyers competing for one house. All of this is being fuelled by cheap borrowing of money and it isn’t slowing down. Yet.

Those of you old enough to remember in the UK during the early nineties will recall the high levels of inflation resulting in interest rates exceeding ten percent. In some cases, the mortgage rates hit 14-15%. If you’ve got a mortgage, quickly run the amount you owe with an increased interest rate through one of the online calculators.

I worked for a retail bank at this precise time, and we were repossessing houses daily. It was hideous. Mortgage payments were spiralling, people fell into arrears and subsequently lost their family homes. What was previously affordable, became unaffordable. The carnage has left me with indelible memories and cost me a lot of money; when I mortgaged, I fixed the interest rate for the term, so I knew exactly what I was having to stump up each month. The rates dropped to bugger all and I was paying over the odds and could have saved myself thousands if I had been on a variable rate. But at least I felt secure in the knowledge that I could I afford to cover my borrowing.

Now, let’s add another layer. You will likely be aware of the onslaught of Cryptocurrencies. These clever things are exactly what the Central Banks (The Fed and Bank of England particularly) don’t like. It’s decentralised finance; something that they have absolutely no control over. In the UK, many banks are blocking people trying to buy into crypto under the guise of “there’s potential for criminal activity”. Essentially, when the money leaves them and goes into crypto, it’s very difficult to track and there’s a risk of it never coming back.

In China, they have recently signalled their distaste for Decentralised Crypto and there has been a mass exodus of people and money involved with it. Now, the Chinese government is bringing out its own crypto currency and is trialling it in a few areas. The big difference being that this is one that is centralised – ie. Completely traceable and that they maintain control of. It’s called Central Bank Digital Currency (CBDC), worth a Google. In the UK, the Bank of England has signalled its intention to bring out a similar currency dubbed Britcoin, operating on a similar basis to that of the Chinese one.

So, a centrally issued cryptocurrency. This could potentially mean that your account for your new Britcoin is now held with the central bank, in the UK’s case, the Bank of England. COVID and the chance of transmission means that cash is on its way out. That then means that they, and government are fully aware of everything that you do, and that the likes of the retail banks, such as Lloyds, HSBC et al are no longer required. Seems like a long shot? Read on.

Imagine a scenario whereby retail banks in their current guise become largely irrelevant, they’ll likely need to diversify.

In the UK earlier this year, Lloyds Bank Plc signalled its intention to become a large private landlord, despite the potential for damage to its brand – it doesn’t take much working out. Imagine upset tenants in the queue. But this shift, despite the potential for serious PR damage is a seismic one. Regardless, they’re pushing ahead. Why?

Now, mix in people being prevented from getting involved in decentralised crypto and forced into the CBDC’s detailed above. Another thing to Google for would be about the role that the CBDC is playing in China with regards Social Credit. People being prevented from buying plane tickets to fly within the country. Imagine having an account with a central bank/government and their being able to dictate where and on what you spent your money. If you aren’t pro-Government, you could find your money evaporating. You play ball with the Government, you get a favourable interest rate. It looks like it is starting to happen over there.

Imagine in the West, spiralling inflation, interest rates, repossessions and banks amongst other corporates now becoming landlords as they snap up properties from the repossessed. Essentially a shift from private property ownership to corporate ownership and Britain being a nation of tenants.

Corporate ownership of domestic property is starting to happen now, particularly in the States and looks like it will accelerate there and in the UK. Have a Google for subscription based housing. It’s a thing.

Historically in the UK, home ownership is considered important. In recent years we’ve heard “millennials prefer renting” or that they “prefer to not own anything”.  We hear it time and time again. Why the indoctrination against owning your own home? Where is this coming from? The only thing that could halt this march and rebalance things in favour of the Plebs is government.

You think that the government has your best interests at heart? Think again. Just look at the way the UK government has been proven to act in the best interests of its own members, Matt Hancock as been found as acting unlawfully with regards awarding contracts, and yet he’s still in office, untouchable. No prosecution. Now, you, a Pleb, you try acting unlawfully and see where that gets you. And it doesn’t have to be for millions/billions. Just a couple of quid. Don’t do it, kids.

Billions of this created money has found its way into the companies of many MP’s, their friends, their families. It’s all on public record. It’s all out there to read, for how long, I don’t know. These things have a way of being erased, the joys of the digital era.

They (MP’s) are generally regarded as being a self-serving bunch on every level and have been often shown to not give a care about their electorate, the Plebs. Their loyalties often sit with big business, take a look at former PM David Cameron and the recent lobbying scandal. He stood to trouser £60m if he’d pulled it off. And that’s only one of them; many appear to be similar. If the banks and corporates decide to get involved in buying up domestic property, they’ll likely get their way, helped by their friends in Government.

This all takes me back to the “Great Reset” and “Build Back Better”. Worth a Google.

Bezos and Climate Change

Bezos and Climate Change

I’m really spending too much time on the Daily Mail site – the gift that keeps on giving. The home of great journalism. I love this headline – they must have published it deliberately. I don’t think the incorrect spelling of Lauren’s last name was intentional, though;

So, he takes a private jet to take a break to focus on climate change. Oh, the irony.

Whilst he’s lapping up the sun, he may want to also contemplate his company fuelling consumerism by flogging shonky crappily made plastic tat and avoiding tax in almost every country that they operate in. He’s got his work cut out, at least he has the time on his hands to do it now.

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